eHarmony can blow me

So I mentioned eHarmony sucks, right? I'm sure I've mentioned this in previous posts. I logged on last night just to see if there was anything interesting and I saw a new match: Eric, from Edgerton, WI. I was thinking, Hey! Edgerton! That would be semi-cool, as Ellen and Jared live there.

OH.MY.GOD.

Besides not being able to spell, and having red hair, here are some of the many lovely pictures I was supplied with:



ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Notice his caption says "me and my friends got really bored"...but who does THIS when they're bored? And where are all his "friends" in the picture doing the same thing??



Where do I even BEGIN? A purple fuzzy hat, a sleeveless jersey, a gold ring, a cig hanging out of your mouth, and flashing a gang sign. This is the same jersey he's wearing in his clown face painting picture. Again, if your friends are there, why are you so obviously self-picture taking?



Ugh. Mirrored sunglasses INDOORS. I will never understand this, but it seems to be VERY popular for pictures in online dating.

Ellen was over last night and couldn't stop laughing at the first picture. It was actually so good (and frightening) that I also called Chris and had him look. He was a mix between laughing his ass off and totally flabbergasted. "THISSSSSS would be my competition???????"

I said it before, but this time, I really do give up. On the bright side, the cheapest was to sign up for a year's subscription, so I may at least have some entertaining posts for the months to come...