Tonight at Walmart

I don't know how or why a checkout conversation went here, but...

Cashier: Do you remember that postal scare way back when? I mean, it's lightened up a little since then. But things were getting laced, and postal workers were getting scared to even work because they were afraid of being given a package with anthrax or drugs or something. We CAN'T LOSE our postal workers!!! Can we afford that??

Me: God no! Who else would smuggle our drugs?

har har. I crack myself up.