Breakroom Vultures

We cleaned out my parents' cupboards a week or two ago. Came up with a bunch of items they didn't want anymore but didn't want to just throw out good food. Filled a plastic bag full of microwave popcorn bags, lots of candy, fruit bars, and even old Easter "Peeps".

I snuck it into our breakroom and set it on the counter:

Elapsed time 23 minutes:

I don't have the final picture, but I went in about an hour later and the bag was completely empty, torn apart on the counter with a few random open candy wrappers in it. The vultures had swept through and cleaned house. HA HA